by Roy Lukes

Puffballs Can Grow To Gigantic Dimensions

small puffballs
This is the season to search for the white edible puffballs.

October wouldn’t be normal without our hearing from those who have discovered some giant puffballs during their outdoor excursions. Most often the caller will want to know of the edibility of these unusual and beautiful fungi (FUN-ji). Yes they are edible if they are pure white when cut through. The least little yellow coloring will render them bitter to the taste and not very palatable.

Surely we too have eaten puffballs in the past – sparingly – and must admit that in a lean mushroom fall they are better than nothing! I feel that many people are so pleased to find the globular, edible giant puffball and eat at least a part of it simply because they are so unmistakable in their identification. Who could possibly confuse one for something else that might be poisonous?

One of Charlotte’s former students in a mushroom class replied, when asked how she prepared them, "I dip thin slices of the puffball in a milk-egg mixture, dredge them in soda cracker crumbs and finally fry them lightly in a little butter." Charlotte then asked her how they tasted, and her reply was, "like fried soda cracker crumbs!"

Yesterday afternoon, fully expecting to find few fleshy mushrooms in one of our favorite mushroom woods, we pretty much resigned ourselves to enjoying either the many woody bracket fungi, the tiny, fairly abundant orange mycenas (my-SEE-nas) or the small puffballs, all growing on rotting tree stumps or trunks lying upon the ground.

Most of the small clustered puffballs we came upon were less than one inch in diameter, species that we’ve never tried eating, even though they are listed as edible in the field guides.

Of all the fungi in the world, few are as easy to identify and as safe to eat as the large puffball, Calvatia (cal-VAY-she-a) gigantea (jy-GAN-tee-a). However, I can easily visualize a careless person picking some nice solid mushrooms in the small button stage, before the caps fully develop and the stems are still not visible above ground, assuming that they are very young puffballs, and eating by mistake some of the deadly Amanita mushrooms.

There are several things you can do to avoid a drastic mistake, in fact perhaps your last mistake! Use only the large puffballs for food, those which are grapefruit size or larger. Cut through the globe-shaped fungus from top to bottom. The color of the flesh must be perfectly white in order to be edible.

Secondly, this cross section will enable you to check for tiny pinholes which will indicate the presence of small worms. They too are very fond of these strange fungi. The least bit of darkening indicates that the puffball is beginning to develop mature spores.

Theoretically one spore, planted by natural forces in the proper rich wet humus, can result in a tremendously large puffball. A vast series of extremely thin cobweb-like mycelia (my-SEE-lee-a), growing into the ground and consuming organic material, will develop from the single spore. This is in reality the vegetative portion of all fungi including those that are gilled, woody or otherwise. Eventually, much like an apple on a tree, the proper combination of moisture, heat and other growing conditions will result in the so-called fruiting body, the mushroom or puffball itself.

My very favorite boyhood hiking area near my hometown of Kewaunee, Wisconsin took me through the hilly woods west of town and to the south of the Kewaunee River, a place I dearly missed during the years I was away at college and in the army.

I headed for "my" woods on a crisp sunny Saturday one September after my discharge from the army. A high hill with a clear scenic view toward the river became my lunch stop and helped to bring back dozens of pleasant memories, especially of the many adventures that my friend, Tony Kotyza, and I had there as boys.

All of a sudden a very strange far-away sound reached my ears, --"Thump….thump….thump….thump." The only object I could associate with the sound was a large hollow rubber ball being bounced upon a sidewalk, hardly possible here in the middle of a woods over a mile from the nearest road.

The mysterious beat continued and became louder and louder, somewhat like the cadence of a small bass drum. Suddenly two figures appeared over the rise of the next hill, a man and a little boy. Now I could see that the youngster was carrying something whitish under one of his arms and was giving it a good solid whack about once every four steps.

Finally they approached me, stopped for a chat, and showed me with great pride the giant puffball they had found along the way. This was the mysterious "drum" I had been hearing and the little boy was the drummer!

Henry David Thoreau wrote, "If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." -- I hope you enjoy your puffball drum!


This column appeared in the Door County Advocate on 10/04/2003.
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