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| The alternative to McDonald's | Bring your unruly children to us | 
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| What happens when the Methodists meet California | Should go well with a side of fresh leeches and leafworms | 
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| Never mind the freeway, kid, go play on the tracks | How often do you see the *Hollywood Sign* from the back? | 
 
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