QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch (1870-1965)
QUOTE FOR THE DAY
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
-- W.C. Fields (1879-1946)
QUOTE FOR THE DAY
It doesn't matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- graffito in London, 1970s
QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan (1882-1958)
I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy: "Dear Jack, Don't
buy a single vote more than necessary. I'll be damned if I'm going to
pay for a landslide".
-- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
The most successful politician is he who says what everybody is thinking
most often and in the loudest voice.
-- Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919)
QUOTE FOR THE DAY
A politician is a statesman who approaches every question
with an open mouth.
-- Adlai Stevenson (1900-1963)
As I interpret the President, we're now at the end of the beginning of the
upturn of the downturn.
-- John F. Kennedy (1917-1963), said when Senator
ELECTION ADVICE FOR THE DAY
While alone in the voting booth, please refrain from pulling anything
other than the lever.
-- David Letterman
QUOTE FOR THE DAY
Keep in mind that your individual vote doesn't mean anything.
-- David Letterman
Voting is more an act of devotion than an act of democratic input...Voting
is the holiest ritual in America's civic religion, and not much else.
-- Jesse Walker in Liberty
RIDDLE FOR THE DAY
Q: Where does one find dual air bags?
A: At a political debate.
-- Johnny Hart
